Madonna Mustache

Here we have a rather unflattering photo of the material girl Madonna, with what appears to be the mustache of a twelve year old boy.

Perhaps this has something to do with her hitting the gym too much, like when we saw her with those ripped bulging arm veins. Some kind of testosterone supplement thing, maybe?

Whatever the case may be, Madonna has really got to stay onto of these things, i mean she has a reputation to uphold, for goodness sakes.

Madonna Facial Hair

Madonna must have been in quite a rush to leave these stray facial hairs un-plucked.

Or perhaps she thought the Paparazzi forget who she was, and there wouldn't be dozens of cameras flashing at her every move.

Anyways if you need a recommendation we got you, M.